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The Angelina Series
Mick Jagger reveals Angelina Jolie affair – High speed chase leaves wreckage of 45 cars
Cure for breast cancer in sight – Angeline Jolie gives birth to 5 kids at a time
Angelina Jolie dies in miscarriage – Mud slinging of Tony Snow’s name bring disgrace to his last days in the White House

Inspired by my 1st Grade writing Series
Horses breaks riders skull in freak attack – Girl smashes dog to death, faces imprisonment
Boy pokes fork into sister’s eye – Space shuttle loses wing during training flight, 2 killed

The Ineffable Genius Series
Obama trouser fly slip – Your chance to pick up an iPhone at just $1.99
Barenaked Ladies with cocaine overdose – Public found that Area 51 contains the storage, examination and reverse engineering of crash alien spacecraft