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Bootlegs: Name that Movie I

I’m going to switch this up a bit. For the next week or so, I’ll just post the description of films from the back of these DVDs. People are allowed to guess, but no fair if you’re one of the two people I already showed this one to. I have no idea if there will be prizes. Rules subject to change.

Let’s start with an easy one.

… BEAST THE NIGHT RAID . ALL AROUND BLOODY SLICE OF PALACE . BANQUET HALL HAVE REPEATED BECOME PERMANENT TABOO . BEAIOWUFU (THUNDER * WINSTON) . ONE SWEDEN SOUTHERN PART ARE TALLER THAN YOUNG NOBLEMAN OF EXCEPTIONAL RACE. NIGHT OF INDULGING IN WILLFUL PERSECUTION . BELT LET 1 4 WARRIORS SAIL ACROSS A SEA COMING TO AID EACH OTHER IN STORM . AFTER BEIAOWUFU AND COMPANIONS ASK FOR KING’S PERMISSION THAT NIGHT,PUT UP THE BANQUET HALL BEING REPEATEDLY PLUNDERED BY BLOOD FOR THE NIGHT . HOLD GRAND CELEBRATION, AS EXPECTED, MONSTER GELANDAIER FORCE ENTRANCE SEIZES FOOD SINGH ONCE AGAIN! NAKED BEAIOWUFU AND GELANDAIER ONE HATE A DIPPER, WEAKNESS HAVING FINALLY DISCOVERED A MONSTER, THE FORCE PULLS ONE ARM CUTTING OFF GELANDAIER , GELANDAIER WHO HAS SHOULDERED A VITAL WOUND HAS TO RUN AWAY WITH EXCEPTIONAL ARM, BEAIOUWUFU BECOMES THE IMPORTANT HERO THAT PERSON KNOWS AS ALL AS POSSIBLE , THE KING FULFILLS WITH GENEROUS GIFTS, BUT MASSACRE HAS NOT CEASED YET! IT THE MOTHER WHO IS GELANDAIER (FIN DGED SWORD AND THE KING RESISTING

UPDATE: I guess I will moderate comments for some period (24-48 hours) so that everyone can guess blindly. Then when I post the answer, the comments will magically appear and scores tallied.

6 Responses to “Bootlegs: Name that Movie I”

  1. Isley

    Dude…Beowulf. Where’s my surprize prize???

  2. Isley

    And my non “beaiowufu” guess will be: “A Knight’s Tale”

  3. Ian

    Beowulf!

  4. Chris Eckert

    What the heck Ian! Why didn’t your post get moderated? YOU RUINED THIS FOR EVERYONE! And by everyone, I mean just you and Isley.

  5. Isley

    Damnit Ian…this is why we can’t have nice things.

  6. Ian

    Did I just shit where I live?

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