Sammy Stewart
Mustache Rating: 4 Fingerses*
Years Active: 1978-1987
Teams Played For: Baltimore Orioles, Boston Red Sox, Cleveland Indians
Career Stats: 59-48, 3.59 ERA
Was He Ever a Diamond King?: No
Claims to Fame:
-Led the American League with a 2.32 ERA in 1981
-Pitched 7 2/3 innings of scoreless World Series baseball in 1979 and 1983
-Was available to pitch in the 1986 World Series, but was benched for spitting on Red Sox traveling secretary Jack Rogers after a disagreement
-After retirement, became addicted to crack cocaine and was arrested twenty-six times. Stewart is currently in prison in North Carolina.
-Throughout it all, has kept the mustache!

* Additional 1/2 Fingers awarded for winning smile and curly mop of hair