These are all Subject-Body couplets

The Angelina Series
Mick Jagger reveals Angelina Jolie affair – High speed chase leaves wreckage of 45 cars
Cure for breast cancer in sight – Angeline Jolie gives birth to 5 kids at a time
Angelina Jolie dies in miscarriage – Mud slinging of Tony Snow’s name bring disgrace to his last days in the White House

Inspired by my 1st Grade writing Series
Horses breaks riders skull in freak attack – Girl smashes dog to death, faces imprisonment
Boy pokes fork into sister’s eye – Space shuttle loses wing during training flight, 2 killed

The Ineffable Genius Series
Obama trouser fly slip – Your chance to pick up an iPhone at just $1.99
Barenaked Ladies with cocaine overdose – Public found that Area 51 contains the storage, examination and reverse engineering of crash alien spacecraft

“As someone who has purchased or rated books by Jon Stewart, you might like to know that Kierkegaard and the Patristic and Medieval Tradition (Kierkegaard Research: Sources, Reception and Resources) will be released on April 15, 2008″

“We’ve noticed that customers who have purchased or rated Arrested Development – Season One have also purchased Garfield: A Cat and His Nerd on DVD. For this reason, you might like to know that Garfield: A Cat and His Nerd will be released on May 13, 2008.”