…but this guy is on another level.

Oh, yes, firecrackers are dangerous all right. Any idiot can blow his fingers off — and many idiots do. But many idiots also shoot themselves or others, sometimes on purpose, sometimes not, because they are idiots. Thanks to the Supreme Court, their idiocy is of a superior nature now because it is rooted in the exercising of an individual constitutional right.

More local papers should have cranky old men write editorials that are basically internet trolls.