June 5th: Obama receives Nomination. Lincoln sez: TWO THUMBS UP

November 4th: Obama wins Election! Lincoln raises but one thumb!

January 20, 2009: Lincoln’s hands are down! Look out, President Obama!
Perhaps Lincoln’s thought balloon of “godspeed” is not a blessing, but a warning that our new President should run, for a giant marble statue is about to [...]

Okay, so maybe Obama isn’t really a secret Muslim. I mean, I don’t think editorial cartoonists are completely convinced of this. But what other racist spectres can they invoke?

Perrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!

The New Yorker did that Obama cover last week and everyone talked about it. Surely, a fiery Muslim/Negro like Barack Obama would strike down with great vengeance and furious anger at those who would besmirch him in cartoon form!
He was on Larry King, and as the Old Grey Larry looked on with fear, let loose [...]

We cannot allow a Theme Restaurant Gap!
Hezbollah gets this:

While we in America are stuck with Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger. I liked Good Burger as much if not more than the average American, but this is some really weak themeing. They don’t even have their promised gimmick burgers.
We are losing.

If one searches for “Russert” on youtube today, the autocomplete box will give you the following suggestions:
“russert fart”
“russert mcclellan”
“russert farts”
“russert obama”
“russert ickes”
“russert clinton”
“russert bush”
“russert mccain”
“russert meet the press”
“russert farting”
Most baffling: if you do search for videos of the late Tim Russert farting, NONE EXIST! I thought perhaps he was the new Robert Tilton, who has [...]

On the September 28th episode of the Sean Hannity Show, Mr. Hannity gave extensive shoutouts to Rugged Individualism and not relying on the Government constantly for handouts. He was speaking out in response to the Democrat’s claims that the Government should fund programs to provide health care and pre-school to children free of charge, [...]

By the afternoon of 10 September 2003, the fire department’s sign had been expanded to
REMEMBERING
09-11-2001
HOW SAD
And then on the day in question, the sign maker got extra verbose!
REMEMBERING
09-11-2001
HOW SAD
UNBELIEVABLE TWO YEARS
…which pretty much sounds like something you’d put in a high school yearbook.
The sign now reads, “ARE YOU READY FOR ISABELLE?” which also sounds inappropriately [...]